You kids get off my memory

And out of my system tray and quick-launch bar.

I know this is going to date me, but I spent a ton of time early in my gaming career optimizing “low” memory, trying to get as close to 640k free as possible, because games were horrible about it. I’d use experimental mouse drivers, all kinds of bizarre loadsys parameteres, whatever it took to get Wing Commander running.

So today, I looked at the running processes on my box, because I’m having weird mouse issues. What’s in there?

A bunch of corporations running things without my permission. I can’t decide what’s worse, that they think it’s cool to run all the time, or how amazingly bloated these things are.

OrderReminder.exe: HP wants to use 2 megs of memory forever so once in a while it can remind me to check my toner and order more from them. Ancient Art of War didn’t take 2 megs of space. And you couldn’t just run at startup, notice I didn’t need toner, and then go away?

qttask.exe: I hate Quicktime. Apple is the worst about this kind of hidden bloatware. I’m spending 3 megs on the off chance I’ll come across and want to run Quicktime. SIGN ME UP!!! And by the way, could you throw a Quicktime icon I’ll never use in the system notification area, where it totally does not belong, and the quick-launch part of the taskbar, even though I’d really prefer you didn’t? Outstanding.

Thanks Apple. Design is king, and consideration is the boy who stands by the table so nobles can wipe their greasy fingers on his hair.

My whole freaking process list is like this! It’s ridiculous!

How do I fight them? Well, let’s crack open MSCONFIG shall we?

What are those blank ones? That “Location” might be… helpful. Maybe I can expand or otherwise scroll… no, of course not. That would be something I’d want to do. Is there a way to get more information on an item? No, of course not. Awesome.

It’s part of this whole anti-consumer attitude expressed in EULAs as well: your computer is ours to fuck around with. Buy a printer? We’re going to bug the shit out of you. Install a program? Why would we ask you if you want shortcuts – our software’s so awesome we’ll just go ahead and put them everywhere.

Would you like us to somehow reimburse you for using a chunk of your memory all the time, for no reason? Don’t be silly, why would we do that?

Mainstream vendors are now spyware vendors with better PR departments. What a great development.

On another pointless MNF interview

“As you know many kids enjoy watching Monday Night Football. We have one of those kids here now. Little Billy of New York. Hey Billy, how are you tonight?
“Okay, I guess.”
“Billy, can you tell me why you’re here in the booth?”
“Uh, my dad is the President of ABC? Duhhhhh.”
“That’s right, and his name is stamped on our paychecks. How are you enjoying the game?”
“It’s okay, I guess.”
“Which team do you like?”
“I don’t know. I’d rather be playing Gears of War on my Xbox. Oh, can I say something to my friend?”
“Sure, why not? You obviously could buy and sell us all.”
“Hey Jimmy, you suck, you’re a fag, you didn’t beat me my controller died, you never could beat me if it was fair and you know that you fag.”
“Uh, and it looks like the Giants will be punting.”
“Gaaayyyyyyy.”

Power of suggestion

I’ve been looking into buying a nicer coffee grinder (I’ve got a $10 cheap-o special) now that I’m making a cup or two a day, and in trying to find a good one to buy, I found myself in a world as silly as the planet of audiophiles.

Here’s the problem with audio freaks, if I may: up to a certain point, I believe you can hear improvements in equipment, and beyond that, I’m perfectly willing to believe that people can hear differences. I’m extremely picky about doing MP3 rips of my CDs, so I can buy that people are similarly particular about speakers.

But at a certain point, they’re making shit up. They want (they have) to believe that they’re making progress, that there’s something to the superconducting interconnectors or whatever that makes obsession worthwhile, or that obsession makes worthwhile.

Anyway. I came across this in an article on the KitchenAid ProLine Grinder comparing cups of coffee made from it and the Solis Maestro Pro:

I asked one of my regular testers to sample, and they did notice a subtle difference, but only after I pointed out a specific flavour (apricot in the finish, which was not apparent from the Solis cup.

It’s a leading question, the reviewing equivalent of the push poll. Of course once you’ve suggested a particular hint of flavor someone’s more likely to taste it. This isn’t even worth writing up.

Ember

Free fiction! New short story!

Ember

It’s got aliens! Cloning! Crime! Music! Street fighting! It’s sci-fi! Woo-hoo!

In Ember, a week in the struggle of the hero and the greatest flamenco singer in a Barcelona turned into a tourist attraction for aliens who enjoy the Spanish Civil War.

This hasn’t gone out for publication yet, and there are two sections I’d like to improve/remove/rework (feel free to guess what they are and send me thoughts).

Two new stories up today

Yay! Unless you don’t want free short stories.

Conversations with and about my electric toothbrush” An electronic toothbrush longs for more. Hijinks ensue.

The Failure and Success of Collaborative Dating” – our hero takes his newly-single support group along on an important date, with horrible and wonderful consequences. It’s a little bit inspired by Cory Doctorow’s “Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom“.

Sometimes I wonder

Behind the scenes of USSM, I’ve been having deep doubts this year about writing about baseball at all. I like writing about baseball, certainly, and I love it when people tell us that we’re the reason they’re educated baseball fans, but if I had to make a list of the most important things to people in Seattle’s actual lives and our city’s long-term future, they’d be
– global warming
– transit
– policing/zoning/music/etc

It’s far more important that next Tuesday Darcy Burner get elected than it is that the Mariners bid on Daisuke Matsuzaka, because Dave Reichert’s done a horrible job as a Congressman, and I’m particularly ticked because I thought he’d be a better choice than Dave Ross but he went on to support the Republican leadership over and over on things like “Should we suspend ethics rules that would force DeLay to step down when indicted?” and “Can the president do whatever he wants, regardless of constitutionality?”

I wrote him a couple of times, and I know he probably gets a ton of email, but here’s my experience writing to my different Congresspeople about things like domestic surveillance.

Patty Murray: Well-written (probably form) response to exactly the thing I was worried about, including her position (etc). I don’t know if they’re assembling these from parts or they’ve just got a million templates, but Murray’s responses were quite complete. Maybe I’ve just been lucky.
Maria Cantwell: General form response
Dave Reichert: Flat form letter that he’s concerned too about the issue and supports hearings but also supports the president’s war on terror, and ignores whatever points I raised or concerns were in the mail that might not be covered by “terrorism response 1-a”

Even more than that, the thing is, while he said he was concerned, and supported hearings, he didn’t. He didn’t do anything. He didn’t call for hearings, he didn’t support calls for hearings, he didn’t do anything but lie to me. It’s like his supposed stance against ANWAR drilling, where he’ll tell you how he’s against it, but when it comes time to vote on something that actually contains ANWAR drilling, he’ll go right ahead and do it. If I tell people I’m against puppy killing and then I go around helping people kill puppies, it’s pretty clear that my opposition, if it really exists at all, is pretty weak.

After a couple of tries, I stopped writing. At least someone at Murray’s office was reading emails and working to get her position clearly stated and out there.

But my Congressman, who represents little more than my district, lied to me when he responded to me at all about supporting my civil rights, or the rule of law.

Enough about Dave Reichert, though. I’m a little shocked to see how much I just ranted about him lying to me. That really ticks me off.

At USSM we’ve made a conscious attempt to keep our politics off the blog as much as we can manage. The best argument for doing this (to me) was reading other people’s team blogs, where the posts would go
– Why Derek Jeter’s limited range to his left requires infield adjustments
– Hilary Clinton is the bride of the anti-Christ
– Odd waiver transaction of the day

As a result, I try not to fly the black flag on USSM, and sometimes that means a bit of tongue-biting. It’s probably for the best, in terms of our baseball readership and influence. If you reveal you’re a Democrat or Republican in these dark times, there’s a good chance you lose at least 30% of your audience, and I’d rather talk to them all.

Anyway, during the outage we’ve received a lot of email from people about taking ads, or thoughts about how we could make money, and so forth. Today I got one that suggested an ad layout that wasn’t too intrusive, so I checked it out, and it was one of those Drudge Report-like sites that has little log lines of things to read, and they were all… lies. I don’t know how else to put it. Links to things Rush Limbaugh had said that were provably false, the worst kind of strangeness and alternate reality conservative stuff where the terrorists want Democrats to regain control of the House.

I never know what to think when I come across this kind of thing, and I feel like in a larger sense, it means that USSM is failing in a wider way. We may be trying to educate people to think critically about baseball, and to read baseball coverage carefully, because the Times is in the team’s pocket and so on, but for at least some of our readers, they’re reading us and then not applying the same tools anywhere else. They’re reading the sports page thinking “okay, Steve, you think David Bell should have stayed, but there’s no evidence for that and you’re full of it” and then reading a different story that makes a far more ludicrous assertion and, because it fits their worldview or comes from a source that’s endorsed by their side, nodding and welcoming it in.

That’s really depressing. I don’t know what’s to be done about it.

Copy editing Cheater’s Guide

I’m deep into the copy edits for “The Cheater’s Guide to Baseball” now. Since people seem to be interested in the process of getting this thing to press, I have scanned the first marked up page for your amusement.

Check it out now, before I have to take it down. The spots that are marked “AQ001” are where it diverges into the editor’s comments at the back of the chapter.

There are approximately… four hundred pages of copy edits just like that one to get through. I have a week. Plus a bunch of inserts/updates/etc.

I love this book, I really do, but there’s no denying that I traded two years of my life for it. I hope everyone thinks it’s worth it.

I’ve bought a lot of coffee beans for the coming week (btw, if anyone knows of a good place on the eastside I can buy freshly-roasted high-quality beans, please, please let me know).

Red-hot update: I got through 40 pages today. This made me want to:
– scream
– shoot myself
– rewrite the whole book from scratch
– drink heavily

Sales rank

Sooo like all authors with books due out or already released, it took me about two seconds to become addicted to watching my sales rank, which is kind of ridiculous since we’re at least three months from release.

And yet… I sat down just now to check for the first time all day, and I found I was at 7,975 – and the book had been as high as 6,379 today (!) which would make it the tenth-best-selling baseball book on the market.

Boggle. It’s weird, I spent years working on the book, the whole time not willing to let myself believe that it was certainly going to come to anything, and though until it releases we won’t know how it’s going to do, I’m heartened that it’s hovered at about ~100,000, which is a pretty good sales rank for a book with a skeleton page that doesn’t have any description, a cover, a table of contents… anything.

I’m entirely ready to see it drop for the next three months, as USSMers willing to pre-order all pre-order, but it’s been great to see the numbers bounce around and know that behind them, there are people willing to plunk down money because they have faith that it’ll be worth it. That’s awesome, and it makes me want to go through the whole thing one more time, looking for anything I can possibly improve at this late stage.