Yay! Unless you don’t want free short stories.
“Conversations with and about my electric toothbrush” An electronic toothbrush longs for more. Hijinks ensue.
“The Failure and Success of Collaborative Dating” – our hero takes his newly-single support group along on an important date, with horrible and wonderful consequences. It’s a little bit inspired by Cory Doctorow’s “Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom“.