10.28.06
Posted in Uncategorized at 6:03 pm by DMZ
I’m deep into the copy edits for “The Cheater’s Guide to Baseball” now. Since people seem to be interested in the process of getting this thing to press, I have scanned the first marked up page for your amusement.
Check it out now, before I have to take it down. The spots that are marked “AQ001″ are where it diverges into the editor’s comments at the back of the chapter.
There are approximately… four hundred pages of copy edits just like that one to get through. I have a week. Plus a bunch of inserts/updates/etc.
I love this book, I really do, but there’s no denying that I traded two years of my life for it. I hope everyone thinks it’s worth it.
I’ve bought a lot of coffee beans for the coming week (btw, if anyone knows of a good place on the eastside I can buy freshly-roasted high-quality beans, please, please let me know).
Red-hot update: I got through 40 pages today. This made me want to:
- scream
- shoot myself
- rewrite the whole book from scratch
- drink heavily
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10.26.06
Posted in Uncategorized at 1:18 am by DMZ
Sooo like all authors with books due out or already released, it took me about two seconds to become addicted to watching my sales rank, which is kind of ridiculous since we’re at least three months from release.
And yet… I sat down just now to check for the first time all day, and I found I was at 7,975 - and the book had been as high as 6,379 today (!) which would make it the tenth-best-selling baseball book on the market.
Boggle. It’s weird, I spent years working on the book, the whole time not willing to let myself believe that it was certainly going to come to anything, and though until it releases we won’t know how it’s going to do, I’m heartened that it’s hovered at about ~100,000, which is a pretty good sales rank for a book with a skeleton page that doesn’t have any description, a cover, a table of contents… anything.
I’m entirely ready to see it drop for the next three months, as USSMers willing to pre-order all pre-order, but it’s been great to see the numbers bounce around and know that behind them, there are people willing to plunk down money because they have faith that it’ll be worth it. That’s awesome, and it makes me want to go through the whole thing one more time, looking for anything I can possibly improve at this late stage.
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10.19.06
Posted in Uncategorized at 12:04 am by DMZ
I got the draft cover design for my book. It’s nice. How strange, though, to see my name on a cover mock-up. Feels good.
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10.16.06
Posted in Uncategorized at 10:25 pm by DMZ
I’ve used Microsoft operating systems for most of my computing life. It goes
CPM
IBM PC-DOS
(Dos flavors)
Windows –> etc
Oh, I’ve flirted with Linux boxes, but the desktop I do my writing on has always been some Microsoft product. That’s ending.
In recent versions, I’ve been willing to tolerate some distressing functionality because I really like Win XP compared to all the past versions. But the creeping DRM’s been annoying me. It’s a whole other rant.
Anyway, I’ve followed Vista’s development for a while as an interested guy, and the news that it’ll let you install it only once after the initial installation
I already own a set of matched Win XP discs because of authentication/serial number issues. I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on this. And that’s on top of the wrangling I’ve had to do when XP’s decided that my latest upgrade is one too many and I have to call in again. There is no fucking way I’m rolling over for this. Maybe I’ll stay with XP, and maybe I’ll move back into rolling some Linux distributions in the world of minimal usability, and maybe I’m going to use my beautiful MacBook Pro as my box until Apple forces the issue on their own.
But that’s it. From a News.com article:
[Shanen Boettcher, a general manager in Microsoft's Windows Vista unit] said that Microsoft has heard some concerns regarding virtual machine issues, but doesn’t think the license changes represent a threat to Vista sales. “It hasn’t come up as any kind of a blocker for adoption,” he said.
Well, here’s one. I can’t believe there aren’t others, but mark me up as the first if no one else has come forward.
And don’t tell me that if I’m all anti-DRM I shouldn’t buy an HDTV, or an X-Box 360, or whatever else has crippleware built in: I’m not buying them either. Either years down the road kids are going to point at me and laugh at the lame guy who only reads books that don’t self-ignite after reading and doesn’t have a Holoplayer or whatever, or this thing’s going to turn around and consumers are going to start getting devices that work like they want them to work.
Either way, I won’t have upgraded to the newest and greatest Microsoft operating system for the first time I can remember.
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10.15.06
Posted in Uncategorized at 10:02 pm by DMZ
If you didn’t dig the podcast, or wanted to read it yourself, I’ve posted an HTML version for your enjoyment.
Anyone with suggestions on how to easily create well-formatted XML/HTML pages out of RTF or Word docs should please, please drop me a line, because this stuff is really horrible.
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10.12.06
Posted in Uncategorized at 6:32 pm by DMZ
I just tallied up how much we spent while in Europe. Hooooooooooly mackeral.
It’s a good argument to make our next vacation to somewhere extremely cheap. Like, uh, our backyard. Or Vietnam, which I hear is nice.
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Posted in Uncategorized at 1:14 pm by DMZ
I was in my workshop yesterday night, joking about how the way to get published for sure was to write vampire fiction, especially raunchy vampire fiction, and I took up the gauntlet. I intended to write a really horrible, break-every-rule-of-writing short, but my problem is I keep making it turn funny, or philosophical, so it’s this bizarre mix of horrible vampire parody with occasional scenes of my standard writing, so it kind of succeeds on neither level - it doesn’t fail in the way it’s supposed to fail.
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10.11.06
Posted in Uncategorized at 8:12 am by DMZ
Got my first rejection letter in my new career as a fiction writer yesterday, a quite nice personal note on letterhead from an editor. It’s easily the most encouraging rejection notice I’ve ever received, but I’d rather have been accepted.
To the drawing board!
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10.09.06
Posted in Uncategorized at 8:48 pm by DMZ
or, Derek’s Cheater’s Guide Drinking Guide
When I was working almost 16-hour days during the home stretch (July-August) I used to make these when I was taking a break. I don’t recommend this at all, as it seems likely it has the same horrible side-effects that alcohol-with-energy-drinks do. Except that there’s no taurine.
Anyway, I used to drink this at 9, 10, when I was running out of steam and also really stressed out, and it did the trick for the last half-shift of writing.
The Norm Cash Double
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- Using your Aerobie Aeropress or the method of your choice, make two espresso shots with a nice Sumatran bean. Don’t skimp on the quality of the coffee. Pour into glass.
- Pour in equal measure of good-quality Irish cream liquor.
- Drink warm.
Really nice taste, mellowing effects, plus it’ll keep the eyelids peeled.
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10.06.06
Posted in Uncategorized at 9:40 pm by DMZ
Gonna be doing a lot of work on this beast this weekend. Proceed with, uh, caution?
In the meantime, free fiction!
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