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Sometimes I wonder

Behind the scenes of USSM, I’ve been having deep doubts this year about writing about baseball at all. I like writing about baseball, certainly, and I love it when people tell us that we’re the reason they’re educated baseball fans, but if I had to make a list of the most important things to people in Seattle’s actual lives and our city’s long-term future, they’d be
– global warming
– transit
– policing/zoning/music/etc

It’s far more important that next Tuesday Darcy Burner get elected than it is that the Mariners bid on Daisuke Matsuzaka, because Dave Reichert’s done a horrible job as a Congressman, and I’m particularly ticked because I thought he’d be a better choice than Dave Ross but he went on to support the Republican leadership over and over on things like “Should we suspend ethics rules that would force DeLay to step down when indicted?” and “Can the president do whatever he wants, regardless of constitutionality?”

I wrote him a couple of times, and I know he probably gets a ton of email, but here’s my experience writing to my different Congresspeople about things like domestic surveillance.

Patty Murray: Well-written (probably form) response to exactly the thing I was worried about, including her position (etc). I don’t know if they’re assembling these from parts or they’ve just got a million templates, but Murray’s responses were quite complete. Maybe I’ve just been lucky.
Maria Cantwell: General form response
Dave Reichert: Flat form letter that he’s concerned too about the issue and supports hearings but also supports the president’s war on terror, and ignores whatever points I raised or concerns were in the mail that might not be covered by “terrorism response 1-a”

Even more than that, the thing is, while he said he was concerned, and supported hearings, he didn’t. He didn’t do anything. He didn’t call for hearings, he didn’t support calls for hearings, he didn’t do anything but lie to me. It’s like his supposed stance against ANWAR drilling, where he’ll tell you how he’s against it, but when it comes time to vote on something that actually contains ANWAR drilling, he’ll go right ahead and do it. If I tell people I’m against puppy killing and then I go around helping people kill puppies, it’s pretty clear that my opposition, if it really exists at all, is pretty weak.

After a couple of tries, I stopped writing. At least someone at Murray’s office was reading emails and working to get her position clearly stated and out there.

But my Congressman, who represents little more than my district, lied to me when he responded to me at all about supporting my civil rights, or the rule of law.

Enough about Dave Reichert, though. I’m a little shocked to see how much I just ranted about him lying to me. That really ticks me off.

At USSM we’ve made a conscious attempt to keep our politics off the blog as much as we can manage. The best argument for doing this (to me) was reading other people’s team blogs, where the posts would go
– Why Derek Jeter’s limited range to his left requires infield adjustments
– Hilary Clinton is the bride of the anti-Christ
– Odd waiver transaction of the day

As a result, I try not to fly the black flag on USSM, and sometimes that means a bit of tongue-biting. It’s probably for the best, in terms of our baseball readership and influence. If you reveal you’re a Democrat or Republican in these dark times, there’s a good chance you lose at least 30% of your audience, and I’d rather talk to them all.

Anyway, during the outage we’ve received a lot of email from people about taking ads, or thoughts about how we could make money, and so forth. Today I got one that suggested an ad layout that wasn’t too intrusive, so I checked it out, and it was one of those Drudge Report-like sites that has little log lines of things to read, and they were all… lies. I don’t know how else to put it. Links to things Rush Limbaugh had said that were provably false, the worst kind of strangeness and alternate reality conservative stuff where the terrorists want Democrats to regain control of the House.

I never know what to think when I come across this kind of thing, and I feel like in a larger sense, it means that USSM is failing in a wider way. We may be trying to educate people to think critically about baseball, and to read baseball coverage carefully, because the Times is in the team’s pocket and so on, but for at least some of our readers, they’re reading us and then not applying the same tools anywhere else. They’re reading the sports page thinking “okay, Steve, you think David Bell should have stayed, but there’s no evidence for that and you’re full of it” and then reading a different story that makes a far more ludicrous assertion and, because it fits their worldview or comes from a source that’s endorsed by their side, nodding and welcoming it in.

That’s really depressing. I don’t know what’s to be done about it.

Copy editing Cheater’s Guide

I’m deep into the copy edits for “The Cheater’s Guide to Baseball” now. Since people seem to be interested in the process of getting this thing to press, I have scanned the first marked up page for your amusement.

Check it out now, before I have to take it down. The spots that are marked “AQ001” are where it diverges into the editor’s comments at the back of the chapter.

There are approximately… four hundred pages of copy edits just like that one to get through. I have a week. Plus a bunch of inserts/updates/etc.

I love this book, I really do, but there’s no denying that I traded two years of my life for it. I hope everyone thinks it’s worth it.

I’ve bought a lot of coffee beans for the coming week (btw, if anyone knows of a good place on the eastside I can buy freshly-roasted high-quality beans, please, please let me know).

Red-hot update: I got through 40 pages today. This made me want to:
– scream
– shoot myself
– rewrite the whole book from scratch
– drink heavily

Sales rank

Sooo like all authors with books due out or already released, it took me about two seconds to become addicted to watching my sales rank, which is kind of ridiculous since we’re at least three months from release.

And yet… I sat down just now to check for the first time all day, and I found I was at 7,975 – and the book had been as high as 6,379 today (!) which would make it the tenth-best-selling baseball book on the market.

Boggle. It’s weird, I spent years working on the book, the whole time not willing to let myself believe that it was certainly going to come to anything, and though until it releases we won’t know how it’s going to do, I’m heartened that it’s hovered at about ~100,000, which is a pretty good sales rank for a book with a skeleton page that doesn’t have any description, a cover, a table of contents… anything.

I’m entirely ready to see it drop for the next three months, as USSMers willing to pre-order all pre-order, but it’s been great to see the numbers bounce around and know that behind them, there are people willing to plunk down money because they have faith that it’ll be worth it. That’s awesome, and it makes me want to go through the whole thing one more time, looking for anything I can possibly improve at this late stage.

This where I depart the train

I’ve used Microsoft operating systems for most of my computing life. It goes
CPM
IBM PC-DOS
(Dos flavors)
Windows –> etc

Oh, I’ve flirted with Linux boxes, but the desktop I do my writing on has always been some Microsoft product. That’s ending.

In recent versions, I’ve been willing to tolerate some distressing functionality because I really like Win XP compared to all the past versions. But the creeping DRM’s been annoying me. It’s a whole other rant.

Anyway, I’ve followed Vista’s development for a while as an interested guy, and the news that it’ll let you install it only once after the initial installation

I already own a set of matched Win XP discs because of authentication/serial number issues. I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on this. And that’s on top of the wrangling I’ve had to do when XP’s decided that my latest upgrade is one too many and I have to call in again. There is no fucking way I’m rolling over for this. Maybe I’ll stay with XP, and maybe I’ll move back into rolling some Linux distributions in the world of minimal usability, and maybe I’m going to use my beautiful MacBook Pro as my box until Apple forces the issue on their own.

But that’s it. From a News.com article:

[Shanen Boettcher, a general manager in Microsoft’s Windows Vista unit] said that Microsoft has heard some concerns regarding virtual machine issues, but doesn’t think the license changes represent a threat to Vista sales. “It hasn’t come up as any kind of a blocker for adoption,” he said.

Well, here’s one. I can’t believe there aren’t others, but mark me up as the first if no one else has come forward.

And don’t tell me that if I’m all anti-DRM I shouldn’t buy an HDTV, or an X-Box 360, or whatever else has crippleware built in: I’m not buying them either. Either years down the road kids are going to point at me and laugh at the lame guy who only reads books that don’t self-ignite after reading and doesn’t have a Holoplayer or whatever, or this thing’s going to turn around and consumers are going to start getting devices that work like they want them to work.

Either way, I won’t have upgraded to the newest and greatest Microsoft operating system for the first time I can remember.

“Transcript” now online

If you didn’t dig the podcast, or wanted to read it yourself, I’ve posted an HTML version for your enjoyment.

Anyone with suggestions on how to easily create well-formatted XML/HTML pages out of RTF or Word docs should please, please drop me a line, because this stuff is really horrible.

I can’t do it

I was in my workshop yesterday night, joking about how the way to get published for sure was to write vampire fiction, especially raunchy vampire fiction, and I took up the gauntlet. I intended to write a really horrible, break-every-rule-of-writing short, but my problem is I keep making it turn funny, or philosophical, so it’s this bizarre mix of horrible vampire parody with occasional scenes of my standard writing, so it kind of succeeds on neither level – it doesn’t fail in the way it’s supposed to fail.

The Norm Cash Double

or, Derek’s Cheater’s Guide Drinking Guide

When I was working almost 16-hour days during the home stretch (July-August) I used to make these when I was taking a break. I don’t recommend this at all, as it seems likely it has the same horrible side-effects that alcohol-with-energy-drinks do. Except that there’s no taurine.

Anyway, I used to drink this at 9, 10, when I was running out of steam and also really stressed out, and it did the trick for the last half-shift of writing.

The Norm Cash Double

– Using your Aerobie Aeropress or the method of your choice, make two espresso shots with a nice Sumatran bean. Don’t skimp on the quality of the coffee. Pour into glass.
– Pour in equal measure of good-quality Irish cream liquor.
– Drink warm.

Really nice taste, mellowing effects, plus it’ll keep the eyelids peeled.